THE LUKAKU
The holy trinity of
Mazacar (MATA HAZARD AND OSCAR) has worked wonders this season, slotting in
perfectly with the rest of the squad. Hazard especially has just walked into
the first team and played as though he’s been at Chelsea for five years. The
through ball for Ramires against United in the League Cup was extraordinary,
the back-heel for Torres against Newcastle was exquisite, but only in recent
weeks has Eden shown his true powers. He’s scored beauties against Stoke, Man
United, Sparta and West Ham. He changed the game completely when he replaced
Moses at Old Trafford, and against West Ham at Stamford Bridge, the link-up
play between him and Juan Mata was eye-poppingly good. Both of them know
exactly where the other is, and where they will be in a few seconds’ time, it’s
telepathic. Eden got a goal and an assist that day, and with 12 goals and 21
assists in his first 7 months, it’s becoming clear that £32m was a steal.
He’s even beginning
to surpass the mercurial Juan Mata, who has been nothing short of sensational
this season. Mata’s consistently excellent displays last season, culminating in
12 goals and 20 assists, won him Player of the Year in his first season at Chelsea.
After 7 months of this season, Juan Mata has 18 goals and 26 assists. This is a
team in a constant state of transition, with 3 managers in Juan Mata’s 19
months at Chelsea. And amidst the confusion, with players leaving, arriving and
being rumoured to be coming and going, Juan Mata has risen above the chaos and
shown us the true future of Chelsea. The vision, creativity, flair and skill is
breathtaking at times, and never better than when Eden Hazard is in close
proximity. They have probably become the world’s best attacking partnership,
and the two of them have only known each other for 7 months. Staggering.
The final piece of
the holy trinity, Oscar, has also had a season to remember, with some
unbelievable moments of individual brilliance. The goals against Sparta,
Shakhtar, Juventus spring to mind, as well as the genius he has shown in the
Brazil shirt. His crossing ability is out of this world, his eye for a through
ball is unrivalled and he never, ever loses possession. Oscar knows exactly
when to play the simple pass, when to shoot, when to hit it long and when to
dribble. His finishing needs some work, although he has come up with 6 goals in
Europe this season. And finishing isn’t his job anyway; Oscar’s game revolves
around his ingenuity and ability to control the pace of a game. Predicting what
these three will grow up to be is almost impossible, because after only seven
months together they’ve racked up a cumulative 39 goals and 58 assists. My
guess is that Oscar will be our Xavi, Mata our Iniesta and Hazard our Messi.
Another man with
the world at his feet is the magical Belgian Kevin De Bruyne. Signed from Genk
for a meagre £6.7m, he’s been farmed out on loan in Belgium and Germany. In a
fairly weak Bremen team, Kevin De Bruyne has been phenomenal. The numbers are
good, 6 goals and 8 assists from midfield in his first season of top-class
football is very impressive. But KDB brings a whole lot more to the table. His
ability to pick out his man is incredible; he’s got a crossing accuracy of 31.3%
this season, and Bremen are hardly a team of giants. At Genk last season he
racked up 8 goals and 15 assists, but that was with the giant Christian Benteke
alongside him. At Bremen, KDB has run the show, with reliable passing, dead-eye
set-pieces and an eye for goal. He’s been playing all across midfield and
attack, and has been Bremen’s star player. And he’s only 21!
Chelsea’s other two
summer additions, Victor Moses and Marko Marin, haven’t had quite the same
impact, but that’s simply because they’ve got the likes of Mata, Hazard and
Oscar ahead of them. Moses and Marin are different types of attackers to
Mazacar; very fast and direct, with excellent dribbling ability. Moses has been
ahead of Marin in the pecking order this season for his superior defensive
contribution, and has been a good replacement for Mata, Hazard and Oscar when
he’s been used. Moses was signed because top target Hulk was just too
expensive. 26-year-old Hulk has delivered 7 goals and 4 assists for Zenit for
£50m. 22-year-old Moses has delivered 6 goals and 4 assists for Chelsea for
£9m. Which would you have preferred?
Marin, sadly, just
hasn’t had the opportunity to stamp down a place in the team. As fifth choice
in his position, and sometimes lower, he’s been restricted to just 336 competitive
minutes, and only 85 in the Premier League. Most of his appearances have come
as a substitute, and the only game in which he actually played well was Sparta
away. He did score our 100th goal of the season at home to Wigan, but that was
the last goal in a 4-1 win. What Marin offers is ridiculous dribbling ability
at close quarters, but generally he just isn’t as good as Eden Hazard, who
plays the same role. With KDB returning next year, Marin isn’t likely to get
many more opportunities to showcase his talents, and a return to the Bundesliga
where he made his name might be the best outcome for all parties.
Another player who
sadly isn’t ever likely to get his chance is Gael Kakuta. The young Frenchman
was signed under Ancelotti and the intricacies of the deal put the club under a
transfer embargo, which cost around £5m to sort out. He showed brilliant poise
and footwork in his cameo appearances in his debut season, but became
marginalised and farmed out on loan to Fulham, Bolton, Dijon and now Vitesse.
Given the plethora of young attacking midfielders and wingers at Chelsea,
Kakuta isn’t likely to ever break into the first team. Nevertheless, his
performances for Dijon and Vitesse indicate that he should have a long and
prosperous career at the highest level. His recent words about wanting to leave
Chelsea because of too much competition for places means that we’re highly
unlikely to ever see him in a Chelsea shirt again. We should be able to recoup
the money we paid to sign him, though.
A happier story of
a young attacking midfielder out on loan is that of 19-year-old Lucas Piazon.
Signed from Sao Paulo for an initial £5m, he impressed in the U21s grabbing 2
goals and 2 assists before making his way into the first-team squad in the
autumn. He got two starts in the League Cup, and was especially impressive
against Man United. He announced himself with an eye-catching 17-minute cameo
against Aston Villa, in which time he provided an assist for Ramires and won a
penalty. He couldn’t break into the first team though, and was loaned out to
Malaga in January. Piazon has taken the departed Diego Buonanotte’s position,
and nine competitive appearances later, we can safely say that this loan was a
very good idea. Malaga will be playing Borussia Dortmund in the quarter-finals
of the Champions League, and it will be intriguing to see how Piazon fares.
Beyond these
exciting young attackers, there are heaps and heaps of more promising
youngsters. Lewis Baker, Jeremie Boga and Alex Kiwomya have excelled in the
U21s, the NextGen Series and the FA Youth Cup, helping the baby Blues to the
semi-finals of both tournaments. Boga especially looks to have a very bright
future at Stamford Bridge with his flair and creativity, playing against
21-year-olds aged 15. Boga was easily the best player on the pitch in the
stunning 2-0 away win over Barcelona, while the pace of Kiwomya and Baker’s
craft destroyed Juventus 4-1 at Cobham. These results are all the more
extraordinary when you take into account that Chelsea started the season with
no less than 25 players out loan, almost all of whom are eligible for these
competitions. Both Eden Hazard and Oscar are eligible for the U21s, for
example.
As for Benayoun and
Malouda, well, the less said about them, the better. Both are on very high
wages while not contributing to the first team, and thankfully both will be out
of contract at the end of the season. Malouda doesn’t deserve the treatment
he’s had from the club, be he should have found himself a new club last summer.
Benayoun is frankly useless.
I’ve cataloged The
Chronicles of Torres, and I think we can all agree unanimously that it’s time
for him to leave, despite a respectable-looking 16 goals and 8 assists this
season. If the pace or the touch had gone but the instinct and work-rate were
still there, I’d consider letting him stay. But there’s no passion in his
performances, his movement is akin to that of a tranquilised sloth and Fernando
Torres goals are almost as frequent as snowstorms in the Sahara these days. The
ideal scenario is for Nando to return to the Vicente Calderon where he started
his career; Diego Simeone has been talking up the prospect of an Atleti return
for Nando, and I’d be very pleased if it happened. Failing that, Torres can
simply be auctioned off to the highest bidder (presuming there are bidders).
It’s not unrealistic to hope that PSG, Anzhi, Zenit or Guangzhou Evergrande
might go to £20m for Torres as a marquee signing.
Demba Ba was a
bargain at £7m, he’s a clear upgrade over Torres and is reasonably clinical.
He’s an above average Premier League striker, but nothing more than that, and I
can’t help thinking he’s a bit of a misfit at Chelsea. Chelsea are looking to
move towards a more exciting, pro-active brand of football, and Demba Ba’s
style is more re-active and old-fashioned. Ba represents a throw-back to the
days when we could relieve pressure by booting the ball up to King Didier, safe
in the knowledge that Didi would retain the ball and bring the rest of the team
into play, or draw a foul. Ba isn’t Drogba, and he will never truly replace
King Didier. I expect many of you will disagree and say that we should show him
some faith, but I would sell Demba Ba. I don’t think he’s ever going to score
20 goals a season, which is the minimum we require from a first-choice striker
at Chelsea. I’m sure we could get at least £12m for Ba, and PSG might be a
possible destination.
What Chelsea needs
is currently trapped in the West Midlands, at The Hawthorns to be precise.
Romelu Lukaku has had a magnificent season on loan at West Brom, leading the
line for Steve Clarke’s side. He started the season with a bang, coming off the
bench against Liverpool, destroying Jamie Carragher and scoring the clincher in
a 3-0 win for West Brom. Since then, he’s established himself as the Baggies’s
first-choice striker and a firm favourite amongst the Hawthorns faithful. His
comments to the press have shown him to be an incredibly humble and modest
young man, saying that he is only interested in being a good role model to his
younger brother Jordan and not interested in going to nightclubs and
womanising.
If he’s close to
perfect off the pitch, he’s even closer on it. Basically, Romelu Lukaku is the
complete modern-day striker. He’s blessed with immense physical strength,
burning pace, a basketball-esque leap and exceptional agility. His dribbling
and technique have come on in leaps and bounds, as Liverpool and Sunderland
will testify. He’s also become a very clinical finisher, and can be relied upon
to take every chance that comes his way.
18 months ago,
Chelsea were chasing a prolific young Argentine striker named Sergio Aguero.
Torres had flopped, and Aguero was seen as the perfect strike partner for
Drogba. Blessed with lightning pace, Messi-esque dribbling ability and clinical
finishing, he had everything to perfectly complement Drogba’s strength, pace
and hold-up play. It should have been the dream partnership, but alas, Aguero
signed instead for £38m for Manchester City. Instead, Chelsea signed an
18-year-old Belgian weapon of mass destruction named Romelu Lukaku for an
initial fee of £13m. Sadly, he found himself behind Drogba, Torres, Anelka,
Sturridge and Kalou, so we never discovered the truth: Romelu Lukaku is the
best of both worlds, and there was no point getting Aguero when Lukaku was
available. Lukaku is just as fast as Aguero, just as good at dribbling, and
even more agile (remember Lukaku can do backflips and bicycle kicks). He is
taller, stronger and faster than Drogba, and even more of a menace in the air.
His work-rate is phenomenal (just ask Sunderland). Lukaku has helped himself to
13 goals already, making him the third-highest scoring teenager in Premier
League history, and he’s close to catching Michael Owen in second place. Oh,
and he has the best minutes-per-goal ratio of anyone with 13 goals or more!
Happy days!
Suarez
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Van Persie
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Bale
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Ba
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Michu
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Benteke
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Lambert
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Lukaku
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Club
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Liverpool
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Man Utd
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Spurs
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Newcastle + Chelsea
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Swansea
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Aston Villa
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Soton
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West Brom
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Age
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26
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29
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23
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27
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27
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22
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31
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19
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Goals
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22
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19
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16
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15
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15
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13
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13
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13
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Minutes Played
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2593
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2313
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2291
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2145
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2408
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2233
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2440
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1434
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Mins/Goal
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118
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121
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143
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143
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160
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172
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188
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110
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So yeah, Lukaku is
the best striker in the Premier League. If the Premier League is the “best
league in the world”, Romelu Lukaku is the world’s best striker, guys! Take
that, Messi!
And Lukaku’s not
the only exciting young striker on Chelsea’s books. 17-year-old Islam Feruz has
been smashing in the goals in the U21s, NextGen and Youth Cup for the Baby
Blues, and he’s bagged 13 goals in 1409 minutes – a minutes-per-goal ratio of
108, better than anyone in the table including Lukaku! Patrick Bamford is another;
he bagged four goals and six assists in his 10 games for the U21s, before
heading off to MK Dons on loan. Bamford and Feruz have certainly both got the
talent to make it at Chelsea, and either of them would make a great partner for
Lukaku.